Forza Horizon 5 - Clips - Rammers

Just for some background, this was before I was using headphones. I'd fucked up the corner at the start of the clip and stayed left. At around the 5s mark I'll have glanced at the mini map to see they where miles behind so I've taken my normal racing line. This player, for reasons known only to themselves, decide to try to overtake on the outside of a fast but narrowing corner. The contact upsets my car, I correct and in doing so move further to the right, there is contact again and they're sent to the wall.

This charming piece of shit then takes exception to this and rams me into the wall. Reported!

Boneshaker too! Who'd a thunk it! Ironically they blamed me for being too slow in the corners. No I don't understand that logic either.

Insisted on taking it into the 3rd race. Damn these kids never stop.

Some final bit of dirty scumbaggery to ensure their "victory".

Another day race another boneshaker user. These guys are legion!

What an irredeemable cunt chaojimasir is. Got no fucking idea who pissed in their cornflakes that morning!

Witnessed an unprovoked attack on another player. Messaged them to offer them the clip to report the rammer. Turned out it was their friend. Who needs enemies eh? :)

What a small penis victor has. must be for them to get satisfaction like this from a virtual online race in what is largely an arcade game. In further misfortune for victor, this largely an arcade game does have some rules! Reported.

So I hit this dude first, no if's, no buts, no maybe's. It was right at the end of ghost and was accidental. Watching now, the only thing I did wrong was taking their place - which put ME in the Dirty Boi category! This clip shows them settling this score. Reported obvs.

Edit 30/12/2022: So I was watching this days racing again and in one of the races I think I know where this bad blood started. I divebombed a peach, they didn't see it coming and hit me when I was right on the checkpoint. I think this sent them wide. This wasn't an out of control divebomb, I'd have made the corner no problem and left them room on the outside. But some people do take this stuff very personally. See for yourself.

This NanoMisaka cunt again. You can see it was all well and good till they turned in on me, hit my tail and destabilised my car. This then put me into his club mate and then to top it off NanoBrain just rams me off the track.

This [LDR1] club are a real bunch of fungi's. This time RedDOUBLE SUN has a go and gets reported for their trouble.

The Horizon Superstars in this Trial clip all, ALL, ALL OF THEM forgot brakes fucking exist!

So our worthy this time is Sage Loki II - guess his first account got banned for ramming. Hopefully his second will too. This accidental contact I did on this player did nothing except speed them up. The proceed to ram me off the track. Reported.

HoCi CZ seems to be a nice guy. When approached in messaging their response was "It's PvP bro :)". I'm pretty sure that statement marks them out as a teenage boy, maybe 15, full of his own wind and pish, with zero clue about enforcement guidelines. Maybe their ban will enlighten them. Sadly Horizon has far too many of these little douchebags for comfort. His parting line was a classic of the genre...

"Leave me alone kid. Stop crying me here. Go to mama. Now youi(sic) are on a blacklist"

In the first clip, the dirty little shit doesn't like getting passed cleanly so engages in some Dirty Bois to get back past.

In the second clip, I pass the shitebag cleanly.

In the third clip I pass them. There are two hits. Assuming they can't see me (like I can't see them) then the first hit tells the wee cunt I'm there, the second which is essentially a PIT manoeuvre was pure dirt.

In clip 4 this fuckwit has made a mistake, is dawdling down the middle of the road ghosted - I suspect he's trying to block - comes out of ghost and there's a glancing blow. He's then pushing me towards the outside of the checkpoint and I'm standing firm. In this one, the rammer comes off worse.

In the fifth clip, the kid has gone all out rammer central.

Another one of those low life "Clean Racing Skills" badge wearing motherfuckers who goes about racing dirty and ramming. Had to watch the video up to this point in case I instigated something. Seems I did. I LOL'd at their piss poor overtaking attempt which seems to be enough to trigger this incel fuck.

Diddy in a bone shaker rammed, got reported, got banned, got sent the link to the clip and replied moaning about getting banned being my fault. Oh the lolz

I have no idea who pissed in this little kids cornflakes but here they are a lap down trying to fuck up other peoples race. It's rare to see an honest to goodness griefer.

So there's quite a lot to unpack here. It starts with my hit on a wildly veering Brenogamer4592 - I'll not be accepting much blame for that. I was looking for ghost that never arrived and this bugger was all over the place! Anyway, this hit puts them into our rammer and they get pissed because they think I hit them. The rest is history.

So "toxic" seemed a bit strong, then I watched the entire race and it seems more appropriate.

This fucker barged a fair few people out their way. Fairly standard fare for The Trial. They also did this over multiple races with multiple people.

In the first pair of clips, I think they try to block me, fuck up and slide into the wall. This is somehow my fault and in the next clip they try to crowd me off the track.

In the second pair of clips, this idiot went into a narrowing chicane right at the race start and thought that was an ok place to pass. When it didn't work, the second of the two clips from this race is their response.

So this is multiple clips all from the same [FASK] club.

In the first clip, SrGlacius seemed to take exception to my horn blasts. This results in the ramming to end the first clip.

In the second clip, SrGlacius has obviously told his minions and now they want to play too. In this second clip I think AxelEJ9 pumps me up the rear, this allows Darkmet001 to slip up the inside. BULLET yZ follows through but because their car is similar in colour and shape to mine, I think Darkmet001 confuses him for me and rams them off the bridge.

In the third clip, Darkmet001 has really taken to his role as club bitch and is doubling down on the ramming and griefing.

The forth clip is more of Darkmet001 being a dirty wee toalie.

In the fifth clip taking this to the third race we have the turd who instigated all of this double teaming me with his other sex toy AxelEJ9

Just ramming everyone this fucker. Claimed one of his mates saw me ramming and he decided to take matters into his own hands. Trouble is, they got the wrong guy!

This funny bit is this edjit was banned for ramming in B class barely a month earlier. Some people never learn!

So as is pretty obvious, I didn't actually hit this dude but that didn't stop them from retaliating. It should come as no surprise this fucker is both in a bone shaker and wearing the "Clean Racing Skills" badge. I mean why not just stamp "I'm a cunt" on their forehead!

In the second clip I've no idea what was going through their single barely functioning brain cell.

I knew they where there, I gave them fucking MILES of room on the right, still needs to ram you off the road. Cunt of biblical proportions.

So in the chat this dude first claimed that it was Joecarlin17 that hit me! Next they claimed it was desync. I'm of the opinion he's just a ramming little bitch who won't race cleanly and can't race closely without losing his shit. You know, you're average Horizon Superstar.

So this sort of fuckwit gives me rage.

He's assumed the contact was malicious, I'm guilty of this too so we're all good there but this fucker has to go one step further and proceeded to ram me as retaliation. That's not something I do.

The real kicker is that the contact was his fucking fault!

He drives over to the side of the road I'm on, there is pretty hard contact which causes a wobble in my car and due to counter steering makes me slightly more to the right - half a cars width - this gets me back fully on the tarmac this fucker pushed me off of! I take a defensive line through the checkpoint expecting him to keep pushing me off, this results in more contact which I'm guessing is where the dipshit lost his shit and the rest is history to be dealt with by Turn10

This is another one of these overly sensitive boys with planet sized ego's. I hit him, I accept that. It was glancing, on the side and did not affect them one iota other than to trigger their rage.

So this guy, and it is a guy! So this guy was met in The Trial. A hive of scum and villainy if I ever saw one! Anyway, this fucker resorts to shoving A TEAMMATE into the wall to stop them passing. Fucking hell this wee dude is gonna struggle to get a shag - I mean, what sort of self hating muppet is gonna want to let this wee bulbis bellends cock anywhere near them?

Another Trial worthy. This time this fucker said they did nothing wrong. Right at the start of the clip they use someone else to slow down, they get rammed by yet another Trial worthy and then rams me as revenge. Absolute fuckwit. This guy refused to take any responsibility for any of the contact and instead kept saying "I hit my marks" like that is the only thing that matter in wheel to wheel racing. Absolute entitled piece of shit.

Why do these cunts have to be like this? I mean would it really kill you to give a fucker some space and when they've demonstrated they're not trying to ram you, don't fuckin ram them just because of some fucking minor rubbing!

He caused 100% of that! His first hit, accidental as it was, cause me to countersteer, i.e. he accidentally PIT manouvered me. The rest is him pushing me left while I'm trying to straighten the fucking car. Getting angry again just watching this shit!

That's the fucker with the horn. He leaned on it the entirety of the first race, in this one he did the same plus rammed Zeus777827 inro the bridge pylon.

I suspect this might actually be a little kid given both their shitty play and fascination with a horn but if anything this just gives me rage that Playground Games shoves us all in a race together.

So I watched the full race, this fucker did this just to grief. Obviously reported and blocked. Their best comeback was to slag off my 4 YouTube subscribers. What a worthy human being this is.

I mean think about this guys life for a moment. Sure I'm a sad bastard with the amount of time and effort I put into this game, I accept that, but this fucker goes into the same game with the sole intention of fucking other people over. What does that say about them?

This type of play from Mexicano131415 is rife in the trial. Because there is no Ghost or Wall Slow down racing penalties you have people simply not bothering with brakes and trying to wallride round course. If you happen to be in between them and the next wall then prepare to be rammed - these fuckers do not care.

So something really weird happened here. It's like input stopped working for a fraction of a second. My car kept pushing on the back of their car. I had my foot fully off the throttle there and even dropped a gear to try to slow a bit (I'll admit I didn't touch the brake) but it still kept pushing. As soon as contact was broken it was all normal again.

NidoTheShite's reaction to it got them reported.

Myrikden is a dirty little bitch overreacting to incidental contact that often happens in wheel to wheel racing. Rams a fucker into the wall just to be a petty little shit. No surprise they're in a Bone Shaker.

What an absolute cunt this fucker is. I mean not only does he put that other player out he puts me out FOR NO FUCKING REASON! He drives into me multple times before deciding I'm a rammer and rams me into a bridge pylon! Utter cunt. Reported obvs.

This is the problem with racing with immature boys. mycjrama2533 got pushed into me by formula lob. It doesn't look deliberate, just a simple mistake in the heat of battle. This toxic motherfucking cunt mycjrama2533's revenge for that is beyond the pale. Reported and blocked.

Return visit from Ozzborniano. Ozzborniano, as you may remember, is the Portugese speaking homophobic toxic fuck stick who I had a chuckle at with their horn play.

Anyway, in this clip he can be seen ramming and in a bone shaker (quelle surprise). The driver they rammed I've seen lots and is a clean racers.

kikoleik8788 the rammer. All round fungi. This is the previous race. I can't imagine the mindset that see's someone going into these events with the express intention to fuck with other people. Is their lives really so small and sad that this is their idea of fun?

So I get that this dude is maybe 5 years old which explains their childish insistance that "none shall pass". Anyway they got reported for their toxicity. Hopefully (ha!) their week off gave them time to consider their life choices.

So here's an example of someone, like me, who is a legend in their own lunchtime. Unlike me, this fucker retaliates. Well so do I but off track.

Anyway. So this fucker passes me, there is contact and it pushes me a bit off line but I've not lost much speed and the next corner is easy flat (as long as I don't go too far off the tarmac which upsets the car). I'm half way alongside going towards the apex and our rammer closes the door anyway. Because I'm alongside, there is contact and they go into the wall. The horn you hear is them along with the bind "Yup... that's dirt all right" then without a hint of irony, rams me into the fencing - nearly putting themselves outside a checkpoint.

This fucking moron is weaving about, in a heavy braking zone the pull right in front of me and slam on the brakes. I don't have to brake that early, get caught out and hit them. Well that was their fucking lookout, what the fuck do they think would happen.

Obviously they're not happy with that and just ram me asap.

Ah yes, the return of the differently abled Trial drivers who are so afflicted, they don't have brakes. Watch that mirror! This fucker comes in a warp speed!

More Brakeless Wonders. These are TEAMMATES remember! Fucking hell!

Just your usual toxic griefer. And this fucker was just griefing. Nothing started this, they just didn't fancy being passed. Bit of shoving into a wall and some brake checking. Luckilly for me, they're as inept at the griefing as they are at racing.

Need to keep away from that rock! It's NASTEEEE

So the first clip is him using a teammate to turn a corner. Toxic

Second clip is either their completely unaware anyone is close or a dirty little bitch trying to stop a pass. Either way they've no place racing with me. (That's not about me or them, that's a dig at Playground Games who seem to refuse to rank players and keep shitheads away from clean racers)

Third clip is Alkayo1320 ramming another teammate into the wall.

And finally number 4 is the little bitch ramming me to slow down.

Do yourself a favour universe. Block Alkayo1320

Another Trial rammer. Ten a penny. About as original as a Dr Who joke and about as much fun. This cunt managed to take two of us out in one sweep.

Colonoscopy from a cunt in a truck. I mean this fucker went into The Trial in a truck so they could ram fuckers. I shouldn't act surprised!

I've no idea what happened ahead. Definately DeMoN NiGhT 17 engaged in some shoving into the wall so got reported. Don't ram or revenge ram kids, someone might be watching!

What a dirty petty utter fucking cunt of a player the ButcherOfBlavkn is.

At 26s this fucker licks the wall all on their own, they veer wildly back to the track and racing line but find me alongside. Does the cunt give room? Hell no! Bounces off, gets in a rage and wallops me again. This time I hold firm and force my line. This pushes them out - this situation is THEIR creation remember - which must be what triggers their rage. The rest of it is revenge rammer 101.

Blocked and reported.

Why does anyone go into Open Customs with a truck if not to ram the fuck out of every duck who has no luck and meets the suck.

Blocked and reported.

Another player who brought a truck to Open Customs for apparently one single reason! Blocked, reported and laughed at on Reddit

So I get why this guy got pissed - that doesn't excuse their actions.

Looking at the whole race, this guy got into something with another player. Looks like he hit them and put himself in the wall for a slow down which is why they went from first to just in front of me.

So it opens with me tapping them then keeping the foot in (this isn't my norm I swear it - maybe it is and I don't realise, I'll not argue it happens though). The second hit when I'm fully along side will be what actually triggered them coz it looks as though that sent them into a slide towards the wall to judge by the mini map. However they drove into me at that point. It probably doesn't matter by then though for them, he's already raging from the earlier stuff and now this fanny (me) is trying it on too.

Then we get to the second clip. This remember is his response to what I did. Does this seem like a commesurate response? Rewatching that second clip, I should have stayed hard right and not given the turd space to pull this off!

The third clip is pure rammer dirt from this fucker. He's fucked up on his own, I'm coming through at full speed, he's slow, he drives towards the racing line and there's contact. His response is to ram back for something he fucking caused. I mean my only defense against this is to actually ram someone when I see them losing it like that - actually aim at them and make sure they suck wall whereas what I actually did was I tried to avoid him, I shifted down to slow so I didn't go as wide as I normally do. Utter cunt.

Reported and blocked.

First clip is just dirty stuff. Your typical immature 20 something showing off to his little buddies in his club - ended up reporting all three of them for rams on me and other players. Guess griefing is what these guys do for fun. It's that or get sexually assaulted again by the step dads.

Second clip is them PIT'ing me AFTER I've caught back up from the previous shenannigans (there was more - watch the full race).

Blocked and Reported.